I’m thinking I should have more grandeur in my life, so I’m going to mentally refer to my rooms as follows:
– kitchen: dinner restaurant
– garden: non-ocean park
– carport: the Rolls garage
– garden shed: gardener villa
– bedroom: east-wing main master suite
– office: the pink library
– that spare room where I store things instead of trashing them: the small accessory walk-in closet
– living/dining room: primary banqueting hall
– stairwell: southern tower stairs
– attic: north tower room
– the crapper: the crapper