Seeing so many baby pictures on Facebook made me think that maybe I should start handing out unsolicited and unfounded parenting advice? I’m sure everybody would enjoy that.
Parenting advice: twins are great because then you have a spare if you forget or drop one of them.
Parenting advice: bouncing back after hardship is a useful trait. Train your kids from an early age by bouncing them off of things.
Parenting advice: use those little flags for cakes to mark the soft spot in infants’ heads so you don’t accidentally poke it repeatedly.
Parenting advice: pick your favorite early and let your kids know. That way, they don’t have to rival one another for their parents’ affection and can focus their energy on more productive things.
Parenting advice: dogfights but for babies.