I’m thinking I should become a synergy tech blogger. It sounds kind of like something that could exist 3 years ago when those words were the hot buzz. My job would be to get free gadgets and complain when they lack synergy, i.e. when they don’t do something entirely unrelated. Suuuuure, this smart lightbulb is good at providing light, but why doesn’t it vacuum my stairs at the same time to save energy?