Who would have thunk? It turns out the genuine 20 cent 100% original Chinese name-brand “Giulietta” razors are in fact terrible. #shocked […]
Month: February 2019
What came first? The Easter or the Easter Egg? […]
It is wrong that my first reaction to getting a Windows Core box was to look up 4DOS? […]
The French paradox: I get why the gilets jaunes are on strike – I mean, aside from Marianne, chanson, foie gras, and cheese, what could be more French? But why are they still striking? Somewhere else on that “top 10 most French things” list, you’d expect to see “surrendering.” […]
Why is my Britney Spears feed full of superbowl shit? She played basketball, not bowling. #feighningignoranceaboutsportsmakesyoulookintellergent […]
Funny fact: in the Southern hemisphere, seasons are reversed from here. That means that their working season is Saturday and Sunday, while their weekend is Monday-Friday. […]