Business plan: Anti-vaxxer dating. It’s Tinder but for idiots.

If you think about it (but like any great idea, don’t think about it too much), Anti-vaxxers are perfect hookups.

For example, there’s no need for awkward break-up texts when you tire of them; simply throw something shiny in their general direction, and their limited mind will immediately forget anything else including your relationship, and even if the worst comes to pass, you won’t be on the hook for child support for the regular 18 years, but only 2-4 tops.

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