With all of Tesla’s C-levels leaving for Apple and Ive leaving Apple, it is only natural he should join Tesla.nnHe could put his love for flat things to good use, and design a car that is preflattened, so when it goes chasing for fire trucks to crash into, there’s a chance it will just slide under.nnCall the dynamic duo Lonny and Johnny. There’s no chance in hell Apartheid Clyde lets Ive be first.

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