With all of Teslaâs C-levels leaving for Apple and Ive leaving Apple, it is only natural he should join Tesla.nnHe could put his love for flat things to good use, and design a car that is preflattened, so when it goes chasing for fire trucks to crash into, thereâs a chance it will just slide under.nnCall the dynamic duo Lonny and Johnny. Thereâs no chance in hell Apartheid Clyde lets Ive be first.