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If you’re wondering whether the Cats movie or the new Star Wars is the biggest disappointment of the season, wonder no more: your parents ensured me it’s you.

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If you’re wondering whether the Cats movie or the new Star Wars is the biggest disappointment of the season, wonder no more: your parents ensured me it’s you. […]

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It seems @realDonaldTrump is just rolling around In food. We already knew he was in bread, and now he’s in peaches too?

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It seems @realDonaldTrump is just rolling around In food. We already knew he was in bread, and now he’s in peaches too? […]

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If @realDonaldTrump gets exonerated by the senate it is like if a pedophile gets acquitted because the victim was too young to appear in court.

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If @realDonaldTrump gets exonerated by the senate it is like if a pedophile gets acquitted because the victim was too young to appear in court. […]

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Hey @realDonaldTrump, congrats on the impissment! Hope they take down not only you, but as much of your chud army as possible as well. With a bit of luck, the only “4 more years” we’ll be hearing about in relation to you will be in reference to your jail time. Rest in piss.

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Hey @realDonaldTrump, congrats on the impissment! Hope they take down not only you, but as much of your chud army as possible as well. With a bit of luck, the only “4 more years” we’ll be hearing about in relation to you will be in reference to your jail time. Rest in piss. […]

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