Who else finds it annoying when completely different people in entirely separate countries look exactly the same? Why can’t people just look different to keep things simple? How about we just replace looks with a number between 0 and 9999999999. When we get to 10 billion, we just start off killing the least Britney ones […]

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I have already been a strong proponent of more interesting collective nouns for nationalities, but I do not think we should stop there. We also need it for professions. We could have a corruption of politicians, a gangbang of prostitutes, a nepotism of businessmen, a vacation of public servants, an overcharging of consultants, a bad […]

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I think the English language should switch to better collective nouns for nationalities, just like it has for birds. Thus, like we have a murder of crows, an asylum of loons or a parliament of owls, we could have an insult of Frenchmen, a herd of Americans, a sausage of Germans or an invasion of […]

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