You know how while drink sometimes you do stupid stuff? I slimiest bought a bar. Even thinking it over still makes it seem like a good idea… […]
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Awesome to see Wil again! […]
“I was never a nerd.” – Marcel […]
According to Facebook, I’ve been at D18 78 times. I think Facebook is wrong. […]
Quick after w̶o̶r̶k̶ shower/before dinner pint. […]
Random thoughts from the shower: if I’m ever having kids, it has to be exactly two. Three are too many and it’s an established fact that only children turn up serial killers. Any child of mine won’t be smart enough to evade the police for long, and they are gonna amuse me when I get […]