Hmmm, I keep getting announcements when people at work have a kid. I wonder if I should put the BSF scale to good use and start sending out announcements when I take a particularly impressive dump or equally festive occurrences…? […]
Category: Status Updates
I think Britney Spears’ next album should be called Benign. It would elegantly juxtapose the direct meaning reflecting sweet and gentle nature with the irony of applying it to her less-than-innocent shows, essentially reflecting the growth of her career from a sweet and innocent girl at the top of the 90s to a mature and […]
Just two hours till i-Mas. I hope Steve brings neat new iMacs and a working HomeKit. […]
German pop. #soangry […]
Seems everybody else knows the lyrics much better than us […]
OMG they let a hipster on stage!?! […]