Talk about bad luck! She’ll be in the Netherlands while I’m in Russia and vice versa 🙁 smiling in ITALY…blessed to be on this tour. Even heading to Russia for the first time. #BELIEVEtour http://www.facebook.com/JustinBieber/posts/10151677406978888 […]
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Dear weather god (which I presume to be some wicked version of Brit-Brit), can we please have warmer weather? Just one-digit minus degrees would be an improvement. It’s no fun running in -12°C! […]
Call the Guinness book of records*) and have them bring me a beer! Also, notify them that I have found the world’s slowest washing machine! It’s been at it for 90 minutes and still hasn’t finished my laundry. And no, it’s not that dirty. Even more no: that’s not a Xtina reference. *) Little known […]
So, riddle me this: how can a dodgeball-supervisor (“gym teacher”) need 50% preparation time? How can a clay-playing superintendent (“arts teacher”) spend 12 hours to prepare one week of child-play? How can a meatball-lieutenant (“home economics teacher”) only be expected to work 25 hours/week? These are all primary school teachers. Anybody supporting the teachers in […]
Dear technology companies, Now it the time! The world is ready. Please introduce a 27″ flat-screen monitor that can be folded and to take up less space than a pack of gum, weigh less than an anorectic child actress, and cost less than a bleached, tramp-stamped girl at the disco at 4 in the night. […]
Britrific. Found a washing machine, so if I were female I’d be all set for fun free time activities. More to the point, it means I only have to bring half as many clothes next time, leaving more room for booze. […]