Call the Guinness book of records*) and have them bring me a beer! Also, notify them that I have found the world’s slowest washing machine! It’s been at it for 90 minutes and still hasn’t finished my laundry. And no, it’s not that dirty. Even more no: that’s not a Xtina reference. *) Little known […]
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So, riddle me this: how can a dodgeball-supervisor (“gym teacher”) need 50% preparation time? How can a clay-playing superintendent (“arts teacher”) spend 12 hours to prepare one week of child-play? How can a meatball-lieutenant (“home economics teacher”) only be expected to work 25 hours/week? These are all primary school teachers. Anybody supporting the teachers in […]
Dear technology companies, Now it the time! The world is ready. Please introduce a 27″ flat-screen monitor that can be folded and to take up less space than a pack of gum, weigh less than an anorectic child actress, and cost less than a bleached, tramp-stamped girl at the disco at 4 in the night. […]
Britrific. Found a washing machine, so if I were female I’d be all set for fun free time activities. More to the point, it means I only have to bring half as many clothes next time, leaving more room for booze. […]
Anybody else unable to enable 2-step verification for Apple ID? […]
Which kind of posts will there be more of in the next 24 hours? a) posts bitching about the new timeline just activated? b) posts bitching about posts bitching about the new timeline? c) awkward ironically distancing, but really contributing to the problem, stupid meta posts like this one? […]