Investing in evil rocks! My Monsanto Company stock is up 1% in the one hour I’ve had it. That’s roughly one billion % p.a. or roughly one %point for each atom in the known universe during the time I spent at Aarhus Universitet. If only I’d spent that time on evil instead of some dumb education, […]
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CKO or CTO?
Am I the only one who gets i̶r̶r̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ very justifiably angry at Microsoft Word whenever I see its ugly kerning? I feel like typing up a harshly worded letter, setting it using Comic Papyrus, and sending it to Microsoft’s Chief Kerning Officer or Chief Typography Officer or whoever is responsible for this abomination. While the […]
Harvesting virgin timber
Ah, the first check for updates on a fresh Windows installation… Like harvesting virgin timber in the rainforest. Edit: Yippie! […]
VMWare Mobile
I may be easily impressed, but I find it ridiculously cool I am able to shutdown, change the amount of memory and CPUs, and reboot 5 servers using nothing but my phone, while my computer is restarting, using VMWare’s mobile app. I sound like a fricking ad, but I still remember a time when memory […]
Nicely done, Mr. Scammer
Nicely done, Mr. Scammer (is that sexism?) I’ll totally believe that I should click that link and enter all kinds of personal and financial information, when you send your badly worded and capitalized message using the Adolf Putin of Typography, Comic Sans. […]
I’m an artist
It’s official: I’m a fricking artist at making mockups. […]