I’m like some sort of Gardening wizard. I removed all the ugly bushes and trees. Front garden before (April): Front garden after: Front garden in May: Front garden today (July): It’s a shame that copper nailing trees seems to be an urban legend; I should find some way to kill the stupid street tree […]
Having a garden is insanely expensive. A single pot for plants is almost 500 bucks! […]
My front garden is now much like the American Republican primaries: 100% less bush, infinitely more trump. Also, I could conceivably hide a good half dozen dead bodies in there. […]
There. 50% less dumb bushes and flower-beds that might require weeding or poisoning, and 60% more lawn. Next up: the front. […]
That was productive – showered and put on clean clothes just to go outside and high pressure clean my entire terrace. It’s like chopping chili and scratching your eye: there’s a right order and a wrong order to do that. […]
Gaby wanted to do garden stuff, and I was on a paper deadline and ripe for procrastination, so we did gardening stuff. We mowed the lawns, Gaby killed the one (after removing all the weeds), so we planted a new one. We also cleaned the tiles on the terrace and laid down new tiles. Yup, […]