You know the non-stick days of your frying pan are over when bacon starts sticking. Also, by coincidence, the useful days. […]
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Every Stephen King Novel Summarized in 140 Characters or Less
I find the description of It especially funny because it’s true and if you’ve only watched the movie you won’t get it (yes, strangely that part was cut by Hollywood…): “It (1986) Small town kids join together to battle evil and then celebrate by having a sewer orgy.” Two’s points: 1) notice how I put […]
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I’m so ashamed… I was almost in doubt about one of the questions… http://ift.tt/1trq4U2 […]
Look at me, I’m so special and individual! I just ordered an iPhone! And the company is paying half 🙂 […]
You can’t spell public transport without “dread,” “Ebola” and “death wish.” At least I can’t and I tend to project. […]
Today has been super-productive! First a meeting, then a good game of Microsoft Visio to make an updated architecture drawing, followed by an exciting tournament of Microsoft Word to fill in a personal development plan, and a challenging wrestle with Internet Explorer to register hours for this week. All interleaved with exciting jolts of Outlook […]