Dear o’clock, please be 5. KTHXBAI Michael. […]
Tag: Status Updates
We won (barely) against MJ – this is the final, and we all know who should win! http://feedly.com/e/isL-xF1C Maybe I take this too seriously – I’ve voted close to 100 times during the entire competition – but now, we’re close to the end and Miss B can’t lose now! […]
Topic of discussion during dinner (aka right now): mascara. […]
I know it’s a common name and I may be childish, but I still giggle like a teenage girl doped up on weed and nitrous oxide whenever I get a call for papers from a “Dr Wang.” […]
I slept like a baby last night – apparently my “drink till the early morning the night before” cure for insomnia works! (I don’t have insomnia.) Scratch that part about the baby too – babies are essentially screaming factories for production of mucus and half-assed shit. I slept like a teenager last night. Just shifted […]
Sort of sad for not seeing Major Lazer and Lykke Li at Roskilde Festival – but then I remember the reason is that I’ll be at the premiere of Monty Python’s show in London and I feel a bit better. […]