“You should probably lose some weight ‘Cause we can’t see your bones You should probably fix your face or you’ll end up on your own” <3 Lily Allen – she’s always good for really sarcastic lyrics. […]
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I took a science (internet) test to determine my mental age. Now, I know, you shouldn’t take this too seriously, and I’m sure most will agree that mentally, I’m way younger than 14 years old. […]
Sometimes you¹⁾ “discover” music only to realize you already bought the album long ago… 1) Here, by you, I really mean I, but make it seem like it’s about you (meaning you) to make it more relatable to you (again, meaning you). Damn! – I have people skills like Hitler on a stick, and should […]
I sort of like Birdy’s Wings, but iTunes describes her debut album as “a collection dominated by melancholy (sic) covers of Bon Iver.” That’s a bit on the EMO side, no? […]
The only legitimate purpose of radios these days: discovering new music. Also, the alphabet is a cruel mistress; iTunes places CATS ON TREES in my library between Cascada and The Cheeky Girls. […]
The internet in three simple analogies. 1) Sharing George Takei posts is pretty much like sharing ventral diseases: while passing it on may be fun, it doesn’t mean you should and that it will be appreciated by the receiver. 2) Sharing 9gag/boredpanda/collegehumor/…; well after the forties the saying went that just because everybody else was […]