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Hey @elonmusk, will you use one of your shitty exploding cars for the gender reveal of your new kid? How will you color the smoke? Will you have the car just go hunt for fire trucks or put a largely innocent but tired person behind the wheel and just have AP murder them?

Posted on January 14, 2020 by status

Hey @elonmusk, will you use one of your shitty exploding cars for the gender reveal of your new kid? How will you color the smoke? Will you have the car just go hunt for fire trucks or put a largely innocent but tired person behind the wheel and just have AP murder them? […]

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How can anybody tell we haven’t just misheard the lyrics the past 4 decades, and Another Brick in the Wall is really about glory holes?

Posted on January 13, 2020 by status

How can anybody tell we haven’t just misheard the lyrics the past 4 decades, and Another Brick in the Wall is really about glory holes? […]

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By Britney, these sales trainings are terrible! The technical trainings were mostly text, but these are animated presentations with voiceover, making them take much longer than they should.

Posted on January 13, 2020 by status

By Britney, these sales trainings are terrible! The technical trainings were mostly text, but these are animated presentations with voiceover, making them take much longer than they should. […]

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I’m doing a training for Sales Engineer, and one of the important points is to listen to the customer. I’ve now gone thru 3 customer cases on mute while doing other things and got 100% correct on the test.

Posted on January 13, 2020 by status

I’m doing a training for Sales Engineer, and one of the important points is to listen to the customer. I’ve now gone thru 3 customer cases on mute while doing other things and got 100% correct on the test. […]

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If a regular car is like a skateboard, a @Tesla is like a hoverboard. Not the pink one from @BacktotheFuture, mind you, but a cheap one from AliExpress which will catch on fire and kill you.

Posted on January 11, 2020 by status

If a regular car is like a skateboard, a @Tesla is like a hoverboard. Not the pink one from @BacktotheFuture, mind you, but a cheap one from AliExpress which will catch on fire and kill you. […]

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I’m a genus… guinness… ? smart person. Just finished 40 hours of training in 6 hours and now have come certification in the weather or clouds or whatever.

Posted on January 10, 2020 by status

I’m a genus… guinness… ? smart person. Just finished 40 hours of training in 6 hours and now have come certification in the weather or clouds or whatever. […]

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