I may no be the biggest theological genius (hogwash – of course I am), but I deduced the following theological fact: one of the biggest signs god hates you is that you are religious. Non-religious people are far less likely to believe in god, and how could a non-existent entity hate you? Therefore, become an […]
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Ooh, I know what’s gonna be more fun than looking for tax papers: I’ll go sort out my t-shirts to make room for the shipment next week! Fun quiz: how many Britney Spears shirts do I have (counting wife beaters), and how many different shirts do I have? Bonus points: how many did I never […]
Anybody knows a good app making it possible to share Evernote notebooks with a restricted group of people who don’t use Evernote? I wanna send my tax documents to my accountant, but don’t want to assume he’s using Evernote and don’t particularly want my tax info all over the internet. […]
Just had the nicest Saturday night: big cup of tea, doing laundry, scavenging for tax papers, and to bed around midnight. No wait, that’s not nice. That’s boring. Just had the most boring Saturday night. Luckily, I have more laundry to do and more tax documents to dig up. I should double up and start […]
The Hangover III: A comedy about a bunch of guys with hangovers, which features exactly as much comedy as hangovers. Yes, they made a movie with “hangover” in the title, which has exactly no hangovers in it (except for during the credits). Shitty movie, don’t watch. […]
Why do people keep talking about animal welfare? Their sole purpose is to be food or cats, and that’s a full-time occupation, so it’s unlike they’ll be unemployed anytime soon, and there’s no reason for paying them to slack off. […]