My bag of toiletries, lovingly and carefully selected among several top brands in Schiphol, comprises: one (1) toothbrush brand toothbrush, one (1) doohickey with toothpaste brand toothpaste, one (1) Chanel brand deodorant, one (1) liter Dalmore brand fifteen (15) years old single malt scotch, and ten (10) De Olifant brand corona cigars. I chose wisely, […]
Tag: Status Updates
True fact: the effect of playing RUA with ‘t Dondert en ‘t Bliksemt as background music is a little weird. […]
Fricking families and their hell-spawn! Had to stay in line for 5 minutes because somebody brought a bunch of nimwits to the priority check in! […]
Made sure to get a head-start at Roskilde Festival by acquiring a mild case of diarrhea in Italy, mild hangovers at Dommel 18, have Twan spill some vodka on my shorts, and refrain from shaving for a day. […]
It’s a scientific fact that if you prefix any made-up bullshit by “scient-” it will sound plausible to gullible idiots. Case in point, Scientology and this status update. […]
Booze: check; Clothes: meh; toothbrush, deodorant, tooth paste: I’ll get that at the airport. As the old saying goes: time for a beer. […]