27 Sep 2016
Anybody looking for an Apple Watch? Got one to spare, 38mm aluminum. You can choose from a selection comprising a girly baby blue arm band and 3 different manly pink ones.
25 Sep 2016
So, it seems I have those snails everybody with gardens are complaining about. Apparently, evolution didn’t teach them that animals have basically two chances of survival: be cute or be tasty. And being tasty only buys you time. I presume those fuckers are responsible for the holocaust of my ball pepper plants, so I decided to think of humane ways of disposing of them. Building a guillotine just seemed like too much work, and I’m not even sure how an electrical chair would even work for snails. Those […]