The shortest distance between two points is, apparently, via a third point, very far away from the original two points. This kind of tomfoolery never ceases to amuse me:
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The shortest distance between two points is, apparently, via a third point, very far away from the original two points. This kind of tomfoolery never ceases to amuse me: