25 Sep 2016
So, it seems I have those snails everybody with gardens are complaining about. Apparently, evolution didn’t teach them that animals have basically two chances of survival: be cute or be tasty. And being tasty only buys you time. I presume those fuckers are responsible for the holocaust of my ball pepper plants, so I decided to think of humane ways of disposing of them. Building a guillotine just seemed like too much work, and I’m not even sure how an electrical chair would even work for snails. Those […]
24 Sep 2016
I think it’s time to switch super markets. Albert Heijn is just getting worse and worse. Today, I had to tell the poor cashier-kid I did not want to participate in no less than 4 promotions (koopzegels, airmiles, restaurantzegels, and regular bonuskaart). Plus tell her I didn’t want a receipt.