Buying a fridge is a daunting task. I therefore bring you this guide to overcoming this complicated task.
Step 1: Get a fridge. Got to a shop and buy one:
Not this one, silly. I mean, look at it: it’s way to small.
Step 2: Visualize. It is important to visualize how the fridge could look in your home:
Yes, this is just an artist’s ((Really just my Photoshop.)) rendition, but it still helps.
Step 3: Move it to the desired spot.
That’s an easy step, because the Media Markt dudes did it.
Step 4: Do nothing for a while. Like go get drunk or to work. The fridge needs to settle for some time before switching it on. Here’s a picture of me listening to Britney:
Step 5: Do Mario stuff, aka plumbing.
I’m like the Britney of plumbing. First attempt with no leaks.
Step 6: (One more than NKOTB) Profit; have a nice glass of water or some ice cubes (not the rapper, though, yuck!):
or treat yourself to a cold one from the built-in mini-bar:
Time person of the year 2006, Nobel Peace Prize winner 2012.