Now that the world has one open democracy less, I think the only reasonable thing to do is to instate me as supreme ruler. Henceforth, you may call me “Glorious Michael, Supreme (and Incredibly Hot) Ruler of the Former Democracy of Denmark.” You may also buy me beer, and my inquisition of Aguilera fans shall […]
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Where have you been all my life…? A compendium of practical statistics turned into rather useless ones. http://www.stupidcalculations.com/ […]
Surprise! I completely forgot I have a corporate meeting tomorrow, and should probably make the presentation I promised for that… […]
Normally, I like Apple Inc. products, but holy Britney at an Aguilera concert, the server software is buggy. Not only does the built-in Apache scale so well, I ended up getting higher performance by virtualizing it in a Linux environment on the same machine, now the Server Admin tool decided that completely screwing up my […]
A bunch of people with a gigantic Turkish flag is protesting something or celebrating something at 18 Septemberplaats. I can’t completely understand what they yell, but I’m gonna assume it is: “What do we want? Free beer! When do we want it? Now!” They suck at rhyming, but so very true. […]
Dear Ingvar, I have a brilliant idea for further business. I know it is already possible to purchase delivery and assembly service from you. I propose to take that one step further (two actually). Make it possible to also order your shitty wooden LEGO pre-broken (I know it is already so in most cases, but […]