Henceforth, y’all may refer to me as “patient zero.” I’m not feeling too good – in fact, this feels a bit like the flu that’s gonna wipe out 99% of humanity. Better already now contemplate whether you’re on Team Mother Abagail or Team Randall Flagg. Or learn to walk faster than 3 km/h so you can outrun the zombies. And stock up on batteries, so even in the case of the apocalypse, you can still listen to your Britney records.