Henceforth, y’all may refer to me as “patient zero.” I’m not feeling too good – in fact, this feels a bit like the flu that’s gonna wipe out 99% of humanity. Better already now contemplate whether you’re on Team Mother Abagail or Team Randall Flagg. Or learn to walk faster than 3 km/h so you […]
Category: Status Updates
I propose we split the use of the word “abuse” into “misabuse” and “abuse.” The contemporary misabuse of the word implicitly implies that abuse is bad. Examples: abuse of power to make everybody see things my way (good), misabuse of power to kill 60 million of your political opponents (bad), abuse of bacon (good!), misabuse […]
Humming the Ann Lee song “Tea Times.” […]
With great power comes great opportunity for abuse. In other words, I was put in charge of the playlist, which resulted in Britney, Rebecca Black, Spice Girls, Steps, Тату, Lily Allen, BSB, NKOTB, Katy, and heaps of other great music. […]
Life is not always easy – just tonight I had to chose between a Britney key hanger or a Ommegang bottle opener. Good thing, I can pop open a beer with damn near anything. […]
Anybody knows if The Body Shop works as advertised? One teeny-tiny night out till 7 and my body is all broken, so I could do with a new one. Also, is it possible to configure it with missiles for arms? […]