I’ll be writing reviews this afternoon, so feel free to come by and disturb me. According to the washing machine, I’ll leave in 19 minutes. […]
Month: April 2014
It’s now been a week since my last cigarette. This means I am well on my way to break my new year’s resolution to smoke and drink more. Luckily, I aced semantics back in university, and realize the loop-hole that my resolution is syntactically ambiguous; hence let it be known that my new year’s resolution […]
Just spent 2 hours cleaning the bathroom. That was much less satisfying than the time investment would have you believe. Unrealistic things I found in the bathroom while cleaning: wrapping from a bottle of vodka and a comb. Ok, one of those is fairly believable, but who keeps a comb in their bathroom? […]
Just got weekend
Just got weekend and my phone puts on this as the first song biking home… nice song and all but wildly inappropriate. […]
Guess what I’m counting down to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UChPJSqTPEo […]
Idea for reality show: Lord of the Flies, but with babies. And lots and lots of sound-proofing. Winner is the first to build a tank. If nobody builds a tank, they are all losers and will be told for the rest of their lives. […]