Evolution of Philishave – from left to right:
- shears dull and springs lose, otherwise mostly works,
- works as well as ever due to lack of use (as well as ever means it still makes sound but as always
- doesn’t actually shave due to being a crappy design with “technology”),
- broke the protective cover and makes a loud sound – also consumes shaving lotion which judging from the price is made from the tip of unicorn horns and socialists’ self-earned money,
- totally meant it when it said not to be used in the shower,
- smart charging means can no longer be charged,
- smart charging means can only stay on for up to one second,
- just bought today, not yet broken.
I have a feeling I left out one or two, but can’t be bothered to look for them…
