Observations from wearing a kilt in the nightlife:

A) security personnel still get awkward when they get to patting down you lower half – I could hide a tank – even that pink Czech one – under my kilt and nobody would find before the right time
B) lots of people want to engage in conversation with you and have their pictures taken with you
C) without asking first, it’s still totally socially acceptable to lift up the skirt of a guy
D) dancing/jumping for 4 hours in a kilt is very warm