Sometimes I feed my shredder blank pieces of paper or paper with nothing of value on it to make sure it doesn’t start feeling superior over the waste paper basket. […]
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A bit of number theory applied to the socky real world: it is evident that the oddest number of socks to encounter is an even one. According to applied communism, the most even number is zero for everybody. Hence, zero is an number that is both odd and even. What prompted me to share this […]
S̶u̶p̶e̶r̶ Re-size Me
Today, it’s exactly 3 years ago my awesome profile picture was taken. That means, it’s also 3 years ago I got a high-score when stepping on the scale, netting me (with a margin even) a membership to the 0,1 ton club. Along with a fresh new diagnosis for hypertension, that put me just 3 pints […]
Useful fact: if you Google “shanking in the workplace,” the first hit has a title starting with “workplace enrichment activities.” […]
Sure enough, this has been a shitty week on the stock market (to the tune of losing everything otherwise gained so far this year), but that doesn’t matter anymore, because new Britney shirts just came in! And better yet – they fit me!, which excites me way more than any clothes-related event should reasonably ever […]
Quick disease prevention tip; here’s a list of things you have to do to avoid getting infected by Ebola: 1) stop licking sick people I know it’s comprehensive and difficult to realize for many, but if we stand together, we may still prevail! #EndEbola […]