Anybody wanna go if true? Thinking London O2. […]
Category: Status Updates
I’m thinking of a career shift to becume a porn movie director. I just need a rape-stache, because I’ve already got my first script: A HANDSOME PERSON OF YOUR PREFERRED GENDER IS WALKING DOWN THE STREET IN WHAT IS OBVIOUSLY GREECE. GREEK STATUES AND COLUMNS ARE AROUND. POSSIBLY A HORSE CHARIOT RACE OR SOME SHIT. […]
Meghan Trainor
A month and a half ago, I saw Meghan Trainor in Le Trianon de Paris. It was a lovely venue, rather small at around 1000-2000 people, but with an amazing ambience. I had a nice M&G with Meghan, which was more relaxed than most M&Gs I’ve been to. Before the main concert, the lovely and […]
Today I increased my Britney collection by 5 autographed pictures, 2 special edition tour books, 3 import music books and 5 biographies. […]
Nobody seems to watch Le Tour de France anymore. And with good reason! To make the sport more appealing, let’s make two simple changes: 1) Take a cue from The Running Man and make doping mandatory. Nobody wants to look at weaklings, and making the sport a mental challenge of devising the best drugs will […]
How to be a social media expert in less than 6 minutes. #optimized (is it bad I know of all the “collaborators”?) […]