A cold is pretty much exactly like a heroin addiction: it’s all fun and games while it’s happening, you can share it with friends, and your nose gets a much more prominent role in your life than it has any right to. Afterwards, you don’t really want to go back even though the whole steaming […]
Month: October 2015
Fun fact: the only time I care about football is when Turkey wins. Apparently, the Netherlands at the same lost to the Czech Republic. It might also be the Czechs loudly racing their cars, but I somehow doubt it. […]
Always-on Siri
I’m sure everybody agrees that the most important feature of the iPhone 6S is the pretty new rose gold color. After using it for half a day, the number 2 and 3 features are the new super-fast fingerprint reader and the always-on Siri. Force touch was gimmicky and rarely useful on the Watch and remains […]
Anybody need an iPhone 5S? The display is inspired by track 5 of Circus (Britney Spears album), but it is otherwise in perfect shape. It excels as being the 5S that lasted the longest in my possession, and has neither been drowned in the toilet nor stolen in Vegas. […]
I’m contemplating whether I should try and kick this nasty oxygen habit I’ve had most of my life? I’m not really sure the task of getting rid of 3.7 metric fuck-tons of mucus, nor breathing thru said snot, is really worth the relatively minor convenience of what is essentially chemically lazy ozone. […]
Fever is a heck of a lot funnier when it’s a Cascada song. Or Kylie if you’re not into German Eurodance, I suppose. […]