Ah Siri, you irredeemable retard. You’ll never understand when I speak tech to you, will you? #namespace […]
Category: Status Updates
Functional programming with lists is in many ways like sex with a crack whore: you either get head or you get the rest. […]
Have you ever read an app release notes in reverse? The latest Facebook update comes with release notes: “Thanks for using Facebook! To make our app worse for you, we bring downgrades to the App Store regularly. Every downgrade of our Facebook app includes deteriorations of speed and reliability. As old features become unavailable, we’ll […]
Being one of those households without a computer for more than a week now has taken its toll on me. Today, while cooking dinner, I felt like it was cooking dinner on easy mode to use fresh store-bought bread instead of baking my own. […]
I’m like a fricking Eiffel 65 song… […]
It’s like Britmas in June! You show them, Lucy! […]