I’ve given it a lot of thought, and I’ve come to the conclusion that Britney Spears should do a collaboration with Gary Larson called Make Me Moo. […]
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Apparently, the collective noun for “drones” is “congregation,” though that seems to be for the male bee type of drones. I think helicopterier drones are more crow-like, so the collective for the electronic kind of drones should be murder. “Is that a murder drones coming straight at us?” Yeah! Similarly, there’s no accepted collective noun […]
Yesterday, iTunes alerted me to Uma Kompton. I’m at the same time sad I didn’t hear of her before and elated that the same internet that gave us Justine Bieber, Carl Rae Jepsen, Rebecca Black, and Poppy also can give us something(?) like Uma. She definitely found her musical style early and is sticking to […]
Gotta applaud myself for my excellent humor. We have to request passes for work during the Dutch Design Week, so I put the very reasonable reason: “I’m by bike and can climb fences, but preferably not at the same time.” I’ve done both simultaneously before. Multiple times. Also within the past couple of months. […]
Developmental psychology might be the only meaningful reason to have children. You can torture them in all kinds of fun ways before they understand object persistence or false beliefs. I’m sure that’s the point this chapter is trying to get across. […]
What’s with all the idolizing of the 80s and 90s? Movies that are basically autist-listings of “things I’ve heard of before” (that player one movie) and I count no less than 3 re want popular songs that are just years from that period (1999 by Charli XCX, 2002 by Anne Marie, and 1987 by Calogero). […]