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Tag: Code

Thinking lazy people

Posted on December 7, 2016 by status

Thinking is for people too lazy to just implement brute force. […]

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I’m a hero

Posted on August 18, 2015 (August 18, 2015) by status

I’m a hero. Such wit. I put the “more” in humore. […]

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I’m a Software Architect with GTD, SOA, and TLA

Posted on April 26, 2012 (May 18, 2018) by Michael

I’m completely in awe of how beautiful and self-documenting this code fragment is.  And the efficiency!  I’m certain I spent more on this post than on the actual code, but look at the architecture and abstract factory thingamajigs!  Don’t forget to click to […]

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Exploiting the Innards of ProM and Breaking Data-Hiding for Fun and Profit

Posted on December 15, 2011 (May 18, 2018) by Michael

So, I’ve spent the afternoon writing horrible code.  Horrible, horrible code. See, I have this plug-in, which executes other plug-ins.  For some time, I’ve wanted to mark those as favorite in ProM.  This means that the object shows up with a pretty yellow star […]

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Speling Mitsakes are teh Funzors

Posted on December 14, 2011 (May 18, 2018) by Michael

Tee hee. MichaelTime person of the year 2006, Nobel Peace Prize winner 2012. westergaard.eu/ […]

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Evil is Fun

Posted on December 14, 2011 (May 18, 2018) by Michael

Some may say this is evil.  I say this is fun. MichaelTime person of the year 2006, Nobel Peace Prize winner 2012. westergaard.eu/ […]

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  • 11 Sep 2020

    Just finished the MBTI equivalent test. Turns out, I’m Vanellope von Schweetz. I can live with that. […]

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  • 11 Sep 2020

    Fact: @britneyspears has had more #1 hits than there are stars in the entire Solar system! […]

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