I’m playing around with multiple ideas in the IoT world currently because I’m trying to collect 200 millistarbucks ((A millistarbucks is a measure of hipsterness I developed. It is defined as 1000 millistarbucks is an entire Starbucks full of hipsters on MacBooks.)) of hipster Dictionary. For this I am looking for two things: image pipelining […]
Tag: Internet of Things
Rainternet of Things
I got myself a BloomSky Sky 2 weather station on Kickstarter. It’s pretty neat. It measures all kinds of weather things, like temperature and humidity, and snaps pictures of the sky every 3 minutes during the day. The thing is cloud connected, which is hilarious because it’s about weather. That means it uploads weather information […]
Internet of Blinkenlights version 0.2
It’s been a while since I’ve been playing with my Internet of Things aspiration, a box that makes it possible for me to control my curtains from the comfort of my bed. In addition, I want to collect sensor data (temperature, humidity, light) and send it all to a command center. Preferably, I want to […]
Internet of Curtains version 0.1
My outside curtain box has reached its first prototype. If you recall my post about IoT, I am working on a box that can control my outside blinds and also send a ton of sensor data back to a command center. For my first prototype, I was focusing on the high-voltage power. Here’s where the […]
Internet of Shoddily-made Things
I’ll outline what has changed since last time I wrote about the Internet of Things and which projects I’m currently working on. I call it projects, because then it’s as uncommitted as an analyst projection or a hipster working on their manuscript. […]
Siri is a retard
Siri is a retard and doesn’t get my hilarious #NKOTBSB references. […]