Let’s not get carried away and say things we can’t take back about queen whatsherface and king whatswrongwithhisface’s kid. Let’s not use superlatives like “cute,” “looks like any other baby,” or “a human raisin,” but let’s try and keep it in the realm of reality and conclude it “you can barely see the immense inbreeding” […]
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I found it! The most internet thing on the internet! (Also, fucked up if true.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ4t9UYlIS0 […]
Invest in my crypto-startup now! We create a forum for killer robots to track and monetize how many humans they catch and eat. But on the blockchain. PayPal me some filthy fiat currency, and I’ll get right on emailing you some crypto tokens or whatever. NOTE: totally not a scam! NOTE 2: by “monetize” we […]
Heh. Audible’s two for one sale included such classics on equal footing as Little Women, The Trial and almost contemporary Neuromancer. […]
Flying is a rollercoaster. Almost got on the completely full plane home at 16.25; the young lady in front of me took no for an answer, a guy believed them when they said there were no more seats, and then in the last minute a seat opened up and I was the only one still […]
The advantage of having your flight cancelled is that you have the opportunity to figure out how to file an EC 261/04 claim. Spoiler: have somebody on the internet do it for you. […]