I declare today international day of misery. Not only do I have to peruse public transport like some smelly hobo or student, I also have to do clothes shopping. The greedy children of the country of Africa got nothing on me when it comes to wretchedness. […]
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Yippie. Gear cable broken in buttfuck nowhere. I wonder if they even have taxis here? […]
The correct pronunciation of segue annoys me. Yes, I’m aware it’s supposed to be pronounced as the as the fat-guy walking stick Segway, but for ages I’ve pronounced it in French inside my head. To make matters worse, I listen to a podcast biking to and from work, which insists on using the word every […]
Albert Heijn’s new protein shake tastes like a little piece of heaven. And by that I mean it tastes like death. It’s like the Xtina of pop. It’s the new Coke. It’s the late 30s solution to the early 30s recession in Germany. […]
I wouldn’t call myself an expert on crashes on bikes, but after this morning’s elegant flight over the handlebars I do have more samples than we usually did in my statistics class at university, so I feel completely able to draw come general conclusions. 1) most bike crashes happen to the left. Barely did my […]
Tracked 38.8 km of Cycling with Sports Tracker
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