Today’s Facebook for iPhone update 43.0 yet again lists “more better” as the only new feature. Taking a non-traditionalist view of time and letting it go all The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, that means the app is getting worse and worse going backwards in time towards the launch. Given the current state this means […]
Month: November 2015
Happy Britney day everybody! […]
The Great Debeigement of 2015
The event I can only assume will be referred to by future generations as the great debeigement of 2015 is progressing acceptably. […]
Jerusalem artichokes
I just learned these guys are called Jerusalem artichokes; they are apparently super modern right now and are also nicknamed fartichokes. That last part makes me very happy. I just bought them because they have a funny name in Dutch (aardperen, dirt/ground pears; potatoes are aardappelen, dirt/ground apples, like in French) and totally look like […]
Beige. There’s a non-color if there ever was one. It can pretend to be a real color by masquerading as “creme” or “custard,” but we all know it’s really just a pale brown. Nobody has heard of Kieslowski’s Beige. He kept to real colors: blue, white, and red. Mix red and white and you get […]
Flag-holder-thingy
Spiffy! My new place comes with a flag-holder-thingy. I shall use that whenever my team partakes is sports to show my support without having to partake is said sports myself. […]