When they remake The Matrix, I hope they have Michael Bay do it. And really expand on that stupid vampire subplot nobody wanted. Of course, Neo will be a transsexual black woman (played by Oprah, maybe?) and 90% of the movie will be the shitty Zion dance scene nobody asked for but instead of techno, […]
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When they remake The Matrix, I hope they have Michael Bay do it. And really expand on that stupid vampire subplot nobody wanted. Of course, Neo will be a transsexual black woman (played by Oprah, maybe?) and 90% of the movie will be the shitty Zion dance scene nobody asked for but instead of techno, […]
When they remake The Matrix, I hope they have Michael Bay do it. And really expand on that stupid vampire subplot nobody wanted. Of course, Neo will be a transsexual black woman (played by Oprah, maybe?) and 90% of the movie will be the shitty Zion dance scene nobody asked for but instead of techno, […]
I’m thinking I should become a synergy tech blogger. It sounds kind of like something that could exist 3 years ago when those words were the hot buzz. My job would be to get free gadgets and complain when they lack synergy, i.e. when they don’t do something entirely unrelated. Suuuuure, this smart lightbulb is […]
The past 10 days my knee has hurt as much as an internet comment from anonymous stranger whenever I tried standing up or similar ultra-athletic expressions, so naturally I’ve been bracing myself whenever I had to do it, at times putting it off for hours. Now, it’s down to a numb “weird” feeling, but I’m […]