It’s been a while since I’ve been playing with my Internet of Things aspiration, a box that makes it possible for me to control my curtains from the comfort of my bed. In addition, I want to collect sensor data (temperature, humidity, light) and send it all to a command center. Preferably, I want to […]
Let’s talk about large numbers, why don’t we? Have you ever thought of what the largest number is? 7? 19? 21 perhaps? The computer scientists might smugly insist on 1 and a couple nerds out there will try to say 42 while laughing at themselves and thinking to themselves how clever they are for out-nerding […]
Thursday morning, I did what any sane person would do: I went to the Britney Spears online store and ordered a bunch of stuff. Because that’s how I roll. And they have free magnets on orders over $50. I’ve done that before, to the tune that I have literally hundreds of Britney Spears t-shirts. Literally […]
I’m like some sort of Gardening wizard. I removed all the ugly bushes and trees. Front garden before (April): Front garden after: Front garden in May: Front garden today (July): It’s a shame that copper nailing trees seems to be an urban legend; I should find some way to kill the stupid street tree […]
For those that don’t buy the whole “not enough space for immigrants” excuse for the Brexit, consider the drastic measures you might resort to if you only had 1 GB of space left. MichaelTime person of the year 2006, Nobel Peace Prize winner 2012. westergaard.eu/ […]
I was contemplating a more trolling headline like “socialism is religion” or “liberalism is religion,” but realized it was too click-baity and I couldn’t be bothered to make two copies of the post with each headline to really reel in those sweet sweet clicks. Just imagine it says something really offensive to you. Long ago, I […]