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Are Dell laptops too big?

Posted on June 15, 2015 (June 15, 2015) by status

I spent some valuable time this evening researching one of life’s questions: are Dell laptops too big? The answer is yes. Yes they are. I picked 5 random bags I had lying around and tried stuffing my work laptop into them. It fit in roughly 0% of them. Sure, I cherry-picked the bags a bit […]

Packing

Posted on June 13, 2015 (June 13, 2015) by status

Ever since my watch started bugging me to stand up every hour, I’ve made a habit out of using that time to pack one box for the upcoming relocation of Casa Spears, and now it looks as if a Sligro barfed all over. I 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘸 saving all those boxes instead of returning them for deposit […]

Lazy cooking

Posted on June 11, 2015 (June 13, 2015) by status

Sure, I may be too lazy to do my groceries, but at least I can Stepford Wife my way to a decent meal out of a mostly empty fridge. […]

Theory: Alternativet Googled “insane Russian shenanigans”

Posted on June 4, 2015 (July 5, 2015) by status

Theory: Danish political party (party as in chugging beers not as in political organization) Alternativet, couldn’t be bothered making their own politics, and instead just Googled “insane Russian shenanigans.” Proof 1: local currency; Russian potato-backed madness-money. Alternativets crazy-currency. Proof 2: short working-week; Russian 4-day working week. Alternativets bad-science backed 30-hours working week (which is backed […]