Why You Shouldn’t Drunk-Post

I received an e-mail from UPC.  They were trying to sell me some shit.  I was drunk and angry from some idiot trying to steal my phone.  I sent a drunk reply.  And then posted it on the internet. Maybe UPC and their horrid service has a point: I shouldn’t be allowed internet access. […]

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Strong Accept, High Confidence

This morning we were discussing (a draft of) a paper.  With an introduction and a conclusion like this, I, as a reviewer, would strongly accept it.  Regardless of what were in Sections 2-6. It’s not entirely unlike the abstract in my LaTeX paper template: This paper deals with topics in computer science and/or engineering. \fixme{Maybe […]

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Unraveling the Conspiracy of the Croquettes

Everybody non-native living in the Netherlands has been pondering this question: what actually is the green stuff inside those croquettes the Dutch seem to savor so much?  You quickly rule out meat, soy, boogers, and many other plausible but not quite fitting explanations. Now, finally, the mystery has been solved.  The dirty little secret is […]

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