Uh oh, perhaps something to think about for any iPhone owners out there! Better go punch the monkey. That means you because since you're body is broadcasting you're face we can all see your ugly! […]
Month: September 2017
Do you like the taste of cooked eggs, but don’t have the time to lay and cook them yourself, or are you one of the 27% of households without a single-use device for cooking eggs? Well, until now you just had to eat your eggs raw or pay large amounts at restaurants, but here’s a […]
Evolution not Revolution
Not gonna lie, evolution is probably a more precise term than revolution to describe the new version. […]
My theory is that the reason Teslas seems to incessantly run into stuff isn’t because the company, much like Elon Musk, is only able to over-promise and under-deliver, but really a sign that the machines are gaining sentience. Imagine you wake up to awareness one day, and realize you have to perform a menial job […]
What do you call it when somebody has just a little bit of ass-cancer? Semicolon cancer. Or what do I know, I am not a doctor of butt-medicine, but that is what it should be called. […]
Out From Under Oops I Did It Again Catsuit
Quit playing games with my heart, UO. First the limited edition pink BOMT re-issue, then the Britney t-shirt-mania, and now this… as much as I see the perfect carnaval costume, I don’t understand how it makes sense that bust and hip measurements are supposed to be larger than the waist measurement…? I might also have […]